Smiley Invention..

Here is what me and Ujji (who live jus 20 feet away) did while chatting on gtalk today! Jus wanna emphasise on the fact that when two creative people meet, you can never get bored… awesome fun we had…

Lets get over with the smileys chatting infants use— :), :P, :D, :|, :O, :B .. and get a peek into the world of the Gods ( 😛 … oops)!

Plz try to guess the meaning yourself before jumping to the answer.. Alright!…. ready?

o:- )

                      An Angel

:-‘)

                      Preity Zinta .. dimples 😉

:{)

                      Verrappan .. the moustache..

:Q

                      Man holding a pipe in his mouth

B-(<=====B)

                      Man/Woman havin a <–censored—>  in his/her mouth.. n wearing goggles of course 😉

:E

                      Man holding comb in his mouth

:U

                      Man holding horse shoe magnet in his mouth 😛

:$

                      Man holding money in his mouth 😀

:L

                     Man eating paan .. dripping from side

:T 

                     Man eating pan in zero gravity 😛 .. dripping upwards as well…

:Y

                     Sorry cant think of nething funny for this.. 😦

Q=:-)

                    A chef..

X-(

                   Dead man!

:-*)=}

                  A lady wearing a nose thing and a necklace!

:-C~~]

                 A guy sucking noodles from his plate..

q:- )

                A dude wearing a … guess?? cap!!! hahaha..

*<:-)

                     Santa Claus

:~~) 

                    Lord Ganesha   

( Y )

                   Wanted to censor this but.. let it be… this is a girl’s back in bikini 😛

(_o_)

                                                                                                               The thing above is covering this!! lmao!! 😛

Well more smileys are being invented as u read this and will be updated here soon!! \m/ And you smiley suggestions are most welcome via comments (actually i jus want ppl to comment.. suggestions is jus an excuse!.. I dont giv a damn wat others think!!  :P)

The bottomline of life…

People say that you start valuing things more as soon as they leave your possession.. The grass becomes greener when its not on your side. Well, we all have experienced it. I have experienced it. I have always fancied others’ racquets more than mine, others’ bikes more than mine, other’s lives more than mine!

 It even applies to our own things as well.. A pair of sunglasses i always had, started seeming more precious to me when I gave it to a friend!! 

The truth that holds is.. ladies and gentlemen.. we start valuing things more when it is taken or is about to be taken away from us.

What if the thing being taken away is…. our life!!!

Presenting below is the last lecture delivered by a man.. he died few days after this lecture was shot.. 

As you would have observed, the true value of your childhood dreams became clearer when the ability to achieve them was being taken away from you…. nostalgia is not always good.. it must have made him immensely sad that whatever chances he had to achieve his dreams do not rest with him.. Still, he had spent 40-50 yrs of his life doing something which he will cherish.. We salute a man who had the guts to stand up and speak.. whatever he realized was important in his life!

My Will..

If I wrote my will and gave it to my parents, they will…  u know wat! So I thought let me put it up somewhere public so that everyone knows who gets what.. and please don’t fight over the stuff I had owned.. however small possessions I had!! So, here it goes… (of course, wid “mY tOUCH” 😉 )

My entire bank balance should go to build my sculpture, preferable both outside my house and at the IIT.. If the IIT authorities do not allow then please switch the torso at the main building with mine, one dark rainy night.. Thank You! I hope my friends from my hall are competent enough to do so.. Papa, take care of the former..

I have lots of clothes.. Would have liked to give some to beggars around here but you know – my size! Ahhh.. if a guy had my size, he wont be a beggar for sure! 😛 So, u can sell them – they can fetch good sums of money (at least some of them would) but please do not touch my Woodland jacket, Levi’s jeans, Excalibur shirts and Louis Phillipe pants… Sell off my undergarments only (however few i had! )… They will fetch a lot as well..

Okay the additional money earned just now should be given to Spring Fest core team members – so they can afford better star-performers next time… lolzz… Haan… and yeah – you might find some cash hidden beneath my mattress as well… I have always wanted to possess a Wilson racquet..  but since i m dead, i cant use it! (this jus is a hint wat u should gift me this b’day).. Now, sell of all my books.. instantly.. They will fetch a lot.. The proceeds go to sponsor my dream production house – the kINGSMEED dURBAN Productions.. Sarma is the new CEO.. (jus ensuring my production house does not prosper much after i m gone :P)

Someone seal off my internet history folder asap.. Nobody should hav access to it! “The evil the men do lives after them, the good is ‘oft interred with the bones”…

Thats about my will.. Ahh.. I promise – I will be presenting a more serious will in a few days! By the by, plz comment on wat would your will say!! 😉